We Didn’t Start The Podcast

29
Sep

Episode 7 - Hatoful Boyfriend

On todays episode of "You Didn't Start The Podcast", Ian talks about not starting the podcast, messing up, expletives, and having to end the podcast for the week! And immediately following "You Didn't Start The Podcast", stay tuned for a special episode of "We Didn't Start The Podcast". We talk about Romancing the Birds, wikipedia possessions, "Hello Comedy" vs. "Welcome to Comedy", A+ Bane Impressions, the music of Patti and Mildred Hill, racist Nute Gunray, and we escape from Limbo. We do, however, manage to make any Hitchcock references. Until now.

Also, Sofi reveals her real birth name, thereby confusing everyone and ruining all the hard work Ian put into introducing her. Damnit!

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21
Sep

Episode 6 - The Wizard of Cos

We talk about Stumps.com, repeat listeners, Fraiser Crane, psychological effects on the male reproductive system, repeat listeners,very small elephants, our sister podcast ("We Didn't Restart The Podcast"), Equity-mandated breaks, and repeat listeners. We don't actually talk about a specific thing this week in terms of pop-culture, thus defeating the advertised purpose of this podcast. We're rebels like that. Also, Sofi threatens to leave the set at one point. I'm not saying it's that time of the month, but I AM saying that we are in A MONTH and it is A TIME of said month. Coincidence? Conspiracy? Find out this week on WDSTP!

PS - If this is your first time listening to this podcast remember to listen to it again immediately after listening for this first time for maximum effect. Also, you should make sure to read this description as well a second time. People who've already made it through the second time, you don't need to read this again. Good job! Hats off to you!
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14
Sep

Episode 5 - Schindler’s List

We talk about our old podcasts (embarrassingly), Shock Jock Horror, more Mediums, and what constitutes an offensive joke. We discuss Stephen Spielberg's 1993 Masterpiece, Jurassic Park. We think it- what? We don't talk about Jurassic Park? Well what other1993 Stephen Spielberg classic could we be talking about? Hold on, what??!? We willingly choose to talk about Schindler's List on a comedy podcast? What the HELL is wrong with us???

Lastly, Sofi manages to refrain from destroying the podcast in any way, but admits that she's just biding her time for the right moment. She doesn't say it OUT LOUD but you can hear it going on. Read between the lines SHEEPLE!

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7
Sep

Episode 4 - The Path

We discuss our Silicon Valley Porn Parody, Taco Bell delivery, Mediums, and Linkin Park. One thing we definitely do not talk about is Stamps.com. We avoid talking about Stamps.com as much as possible because they aren't a sponsor. So to avoid a lawsuit, we try to avoid talking about Stamps.com. But we don't avoid talking about Sofi's choice, The Path! Also, Sofi's annoying sounds this week consist solely of the destruction of the entire show with the help of her good friend Mel Brooks.

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2
Sep

Episode 3 - Stephen King’s IT

We discuss child orgies, Carol Channing (Re-RIP), That 70s Show, Time Magazine, and some TV movie based on a Stephen King book. We struggle to figure out what the title of IT is, but we can't figure IT out. ITs a mystery for the ages. Also, Sofi doesn't make any awful noises, but uses her secret lady mind powers to cause all sorts of technical difficulties.

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