We Didn’t Start The Podcast

2
Feb

Episode 19: Go Nuts for Bro Nuts ™

We talk about Billy Joel Armstrong, Sherrie Snowskin, Trajectory Talk, going with Eric’s instincts, offending The Gays, Paint The Troubled Curve of Your Wagon, Micro Softies, Aly & AJ, the payphone in the Best Buy, Finger-Gunning the Audio Medium, berating the listeners, that movie on a Train with Jake Gyllenhaal, moment of silence for Breast Cancer, mansplaining, Nerds Making Lists: The Podcast, 80-90 minutes of gold each week, and film masterpiece Unstoppable. We don’t have a topic in particular this week, so we’ll be back soon with… Clue! (Yeah, I know I said that last week, but things are backed up here at We Didn’t Start The Headquarters)

Also, Sofi admits that she is the Mary Sue of the podcast. I already know that though thanks to Max Landis. THANKS MAX. YOUR CONTRIBUTION WAS ABSOLUTELY NEEDED. CLEARLY NO SARCASM INTENDED.

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21
Jan

Episode 18 - k-19: The Widowcast

A very special episode hosted by Ian and Nic where we talk about Ian trying to hand off the Hosting duties to Nic, Absolut Professionalism, Podcast titles, Ian fails at rhyming schemes, Nic shows off that he paid attention in Classical class, Public Donain, Jacob Casper, Cults, Cal Cu Lator, JJ Abrams, Jar Jar Jars, Ian singin’ Show Tunes, ABBA Slut Professionalism, Applebee's, Sofi's obsession with Kylo Ren, and more! This isn't your Mommas We Didn't Start The Podcast! In fact, it's actually "SPOILER ALERT FOR STAR WARS EPISODE SEVEN AND LOST STARS Boss Vs. Boss - We Didn’t Start The Podcast: The Subcast (k-19: The Widowcast) Presents reSTARt WARS On Ice (But Only the Thin Kind) GOES PLAID". Thanks for waiting through the holiday break, and we will be back on schedule starting next week with Episode 19 and the whole crew!!

Also, Sofi wasn't even here for this podcast. Like, what the hell Sofi. You think you can just NOT show up??? 

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21
Dec

Episode 17 - #teamsofi (Holiday Special Playlist)

We talk about Kitty Klips, Rewind Comedy, “God Said Eh”, Tennis balls, #teamsofi, Two Christmases by The Santa Doctors, We Didn’t Shart The Podcast, Pauly Shore’s copyright infringement, howler monkeys, Bongo Controlled computer, “Hey How ya Suin’?”, Parapet The Slappa, “Dicknic” by William Inge, Anakin Skyfuckin’, horny floors, Getting to the Topic of Hands, and not getting to the topic at hand until an hour in. That topic? Nic’s pick for the week, a playlist of Holiday specials including the Pee-Wee special, Noel, Mr. Magoo, The Night Before Christmas (with sentient mice), and Garfield! Listen, comment, and share! Next week is a free for all show!

Also, Sofi announces that her next pick is NOT Sophie’s Choice, thereby pissing off all of our listeners. She has no respect for format.

12
Dec

Episode 16 - The Affirmation of Nic by the Coward Robert Ford

We talk about hit singles, making Eric cry, God’s writing credits, Sofi’s social schedule, Ian Can’t Figure It Out, Master Beaters, incriminating evidence, Myspace friends, Obamaphones, Obama Phones, Rock Band FOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEE!, BB-852, Sneazin’ (#401 on the National Pokedex), infinite Mucus Stones, LiveJournal of the Artist as a Young Man by user XjimmyXxXxXjoyceX, Purple America, and When Captain Flint Was A Good Man by Nick Dyback narrated by Nicolas Dressel. We don't have a real topic to talk about this week (obviously) but next week we are watching a playlist of Christmas specials picked by Nic!


Also, Sofi shows her true colors, revealing that she really doesn't care and gets VERY hostile when we point this out to her. A real mean streak, that one.
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2
Dec

Episode 15 - We Didn’t Start The Podcast Holiday Special (Star Wars Holiday Special)

We talk about #michiganproblems, snow white privilige, The Democratic Process, Sentient Floormats, interrupting Ian, Eric’s absolute anger, the longest theme song in the world, Dionne Star WarsWick, La Vie Beehive, Inside Hamilton Baseball, City Slickers III, Analyze Deez, the influence of the Holiday Special on Spielberg’s Schindler’s List, our extended recording schedule, hard tack, Forrest Gump, and The Angel Podcast. Also, we talk about Ian’s choice, the CLASSIC Star Wars Holiday Special, which everyone loves. Listen, comment, and share! Next week is a free-for-all, so tune in!

Also, Sofi likes the holiday special, because she is a terrible human being. Seriously. What a contrarian. Look at Armond White over here!

19
Nov

Episode 14 - We Started (and Ended) The Shortest Episode of We Didn’t Start The Podcast

We talk about Sick Beats, ButtNic, Long-distance High Fives, Louis Armstrong, The ButtCast, Sick Beets, the importance of turning off your phone in the theatre, Ian getting hit on the head with things, and the worst poetry on the planet this side of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings. We don't have a topic to talk about today, but next week we will be talking about the TIMELESS CLASSIC, The Star Wars Holiday Special, in a special Cross-over episode with Ian's new Podcast (reSTARt WARS)! Remember to comment and share!

Also, Sofi introduces the world to her alter ego, ButtSofi. She thinks we all think it's a new character, but I can't tel the difference. They both sound the same to me.
10
Nov

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We talk about key jingling, Ian’s new podcast “ReSTARt WARS”, Dog Buns, wasting Segways, tight fives, Ian’s new podcast “ReSTARt WARS”, telebrothy, Bodacious Babes, Youber, Podcast Review Weekly, Early Edition, wasting segues, General Thoughts, Ian’s new podcast “ReSTARt WARS”, wedidntreadyouremail@gmail.com, “Eric Is Behind You”, and more misplaced plugs. And we talk about Eric’s pick for the week, Star Wars: The Phantom Edit! Listen, comment, and share!

Also, Sofi keeps asking Ian to put in all of these extra key jingling sounds! Like, who the hell does she think she is! She holds no power here! Ugh. Disgusting. Maybe I just won't do ANY editing, just to show her who is boss! hurmph...

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3
Nov

Episode 12 - HEY SOFI THIS IS THE EPISODE YOU’RE LOOKING FOR WITH THAT COSTUME IDEA YOU WANT TO REMEMBER

We talk about Hotel Rwanda, the General Consensus, Ian's power plays, proper screenplay titling, Baby sounds, offending Roger Ebert fans, podcasts for Racecar Drivers, cuneiform, CB radio humor, Two Tauntauns of Talk, the C-word, and the F-word. We DON'T talk about The L-Word. Maybe that will be Sofi's next pick. Who knows. Next week, however, we WILL be talking about Star Wars: The Phantom Edit! It's on youtube, and you will find the link up on our Facebook page! Which you should go ahead and like and share while you're at it!

Also, Sofi decides to hijack the podcast for her own use, REQUIRING us to give this episode the title it has JUST so she can remember a punny costume. JEEZ CREEZY SOFI HAVE YOU NO RESPECT FOR THE PODCASTING MEDIUM.

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28
Oct

Episode 11 - The Final Episode (Spice World)

We talk about Surprise pastries, glitches in the matrix, Cake-caine, Part Blart Mart Carp, Strange Al, the Alphabet Wars, the Ghost of Steve Jobs, internet Babies, The Soundboard Sundboard, RoboCopyright, Meatloaf, Artpop, and lots of rhyming sounds. We also talk about Sofi's choice for this week, the 1997 movie "Spice World"!

Also, Sofi disappoints everyone by not choosing "Sofie's Choice" for her choice. Jeez. Way to let us all down. Again.
Rest In Peace: R, I, and P. (As well as all the other letters lost)
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21
Oct

Episode 10 - Something is missing…

We talk about starting the podcast, Ian spacing out, Angels In The Outhouse, Howard Johnson's Hotels, Ian spacing out some more, The Upside Down Man, saying Goodbye to all of our Felicia's, and the sinking feeling that we might have forgotten something very important. It's one of those episodes where we don't talk about anything in particular, but next week we're watching Spice World!

Also, Sofi backpedals from last weeks stance of shutting down the Abbot and Costello routines. Ian finds this turn of policy very troubling and a sure sign of a flip flopper. Do we really want a flip flopper on our podcast? Vote Wario for our new Wa-dcaster. And say no to those who want to shut down quality bits.
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