We Didn’t Start The Podcast

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Mar
10
Mar
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Mar
10
Mar

Episode 26 - The Vanilla Ice of Catchphrases

We talk about Afghanistinanny, The Lizzie McGuire Experience, What Is Life?, Dens of Sin, Erin Brokovich, When Sofi Loves a Movie, No Trout, Still Meian, We Didn’t Host The Host Site, goaway.org, All Men All the Time, Kangaroo Jack, Cliffhanger, and the dangers of Smoke Inhalation. Also we Talk about Ian’s pick this week, Tank Girl. Go watch it it’s great! Next week is another week of nonsense! See ya then!

And Sofi manages to offend ALL OF OUR KANGAROO LISTENERS. They’re hopping mad!

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24
Jan

Episode 25 - Dude, I’m Finally Getting Adele…

We talk about Del Taco, Del Close, Del Amitri, asking what a Donna Meechi is, Wisconsin Dogs vs. Wisconsin Cats, Hedwig’s Theme, Harry Truman, LesBeyonce, Gas Powered Hashtag Machines, the small computer in Ian’s Pocket (aka his Penis), the talking dog in Ian’s head, DeGriefi: The Next Generation, airing dirty laundry on air, finally starting the REAL podcast, Gollums, Golems, The Andy Circus, cocaine habits, Mall of Hirrors, and The Gaza Strip. It’s our first podcast back in the New Season, so look forward to all sorts of goodies coming to you from us at WDSTP!!! Next week we’re talking about Tank Girl!

Also Sofi starts the Podcast but soon later derails The Podcast. On our first episode back, no less! #forshame

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19
Mar

Episode 24 - Get on Your Knees and Cheese Me

We talk about Sing Sing, sing? sing?, sing! sing!, sting sting, The Philosophers Stone, fishing for compliments, We Didn’t Start the Meeting, The Cooking Bible, Half Past Oath, Already Very Famous, Rocky Balbullawinkle, feeling around for babies, Sudden Ian Death Syndrome, breakfast on the go, Hansel and Gretel and the Boy In The Striped Pajamas, Flotsam and Jetsam, Bill and Ted Talks, Mambo #5, interesting hobo fact, Silmarillion Toast Crunch, RiRicording, Feeling around in the dark for babes, Vidonym C, Mork the Orc from Ork, Jumanese, and the We Didn’t Start The Baby Podcast. We don't have a specific pop culture thing so insanity it is!

Also, Sofi completely ignores Ian and asks Nic how his day went. Spoiler alert: it doesn't end well. I hope she feels very ashamed of what she did. I'm very disappointed in her.

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18
Mar

Episode 23 - reSTARt WARS Episode II: Attack of the No-ones-Listening

EP. 23 - We talk about Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, and more Star Wars. This is actually a sort of BBBBBBONUSSSSSSS Episode! It’s the SECOND EPISODE of A failed podcast I tried to start about Star Wars, “reSTARt WARS”. The last one had Eric, and this one has Nic and Sofi! A strange side piece in the We Didn’t Start the Canon, but less funny. There’s a bit more silliness than in the last episode, as is the nature of these particular guests, but you can’t fault them for that.

Also, Sofi doesn’t do anything wrong. JESUS SOFI WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE HERE WHEN YOU DON’T FUCK UP?!?!

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18
Mar

Episode 22 - Say Whatcha Need To Say (Clue)

EP. 22 - We talk about the weather, The Great Gazoo, How Not To Be Successful at the We Didn’t Start The Podcast Podcast, dusty tomes, Nic “No-And” Dressel, Professor Puce, don’t talk about Stay Tuned!, Stocksquire, Cosby vs. Cosby, Mixed Martial Dramatic Arts, The Puddle-nator, Pirate Podcasting, Poop humor, Chastity Belt, everything I do is about Finesse Mitchell, Pete Fetuson, Teej’s Loose Thirty, Tight 5 2 Furious, Nic is a Boob, Eric’s boob closet, Super Intend, Make This Podcast Great Again, Hilary Clinton masks, My Nerdy Dark Twisted Fantasy, Blue Malls, Say Whatcha Need to Say, Ian’s Bucket List, ALLEGEDLY, John Peters Parker, Andy Rooney’s Life Hacks, Falcon allergies, we can’t wait for I Can’t Wait for The Podcast, Illegal falconry, Clue; Making A Murderer Edition, Ian’s Internet Porner, and Madeline Kahn is dead. It was Sofi’s choice and she picked Sofie’s Choice finally. We were all eagerly awaiting it and the day finally came. So we talk at length a- what? We didn’t…- She didn’t pick Sofie’s Choice? Sofi’s choice was… Clue? Oh. Well, in that case… I guess we talk about Clue!

Also Sofi completely dismisses Eric and his strange absence. I’ve never liked her more.

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18
Mar

Episode 21 - reSTARt WARS Episode I: The Phantom Podcast

EP. 21 - We talk about Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, and more Star Wars. This is actually a sort of BBBBBBONUSSSSSSS Episode! A failed podcast I tried to start about Star Wars, “reSTARt WARS”. Only two eps ever got recorded, but I figured we should put it out there! A side piece in the We Didn’t Start the Canon, but less funny. More just a couple nerds talking about Star Wars. Next week we’ll be back with a regular episode, but there will be some more of these Star Wars-centric episodes sometime down the pipe!

Also, Sofi isn’t even in this episode. Those of us on #teamsofi are very upset by this. WTF SOFI.

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3
Mar

Episode 20 - Are You There Comedy? It’s Us, Margaret

We talk about J.R.R. Token, Eric uninvited, Vagina Hypnosis, Ian’s got the power, Pizza On Demand (P.O.D.), Arianna Wookieeton and Wookieeton Post, Wookiee Podcast Weekly, Rappin’ Ronald Raygun, Citizen Jizz, “I Draw The Line (When It Comes To Spooge)” by Johnny Gash, SAT Techniques with Sofija Dutcher, Mr. Lucky Stars, Afterhand Records, Artists in The Wire, Massage Keyboard, Crossover with John Edwards, Eminem and M&Ms, Laugh-Type Pokemon, Hot Eye, Ian losing his shit, The Chocolate War, I Can’t Believe Captain Flint Is Still A Good Man, Channel AAAAAAAAGH, The Penis Comics, and Baseball (Kinda)! We don’t have a topic for this week, so it’s just an insane Free-for-all. We’ll be back next week with our look at the movie Clue! Also, expect a bonus episode coming soon (to try and make up a bit for all those missed weeks). 

Also, Sofi finally admits that she is the Token Girl, and that she is using Vagina Hypnosis for nefarious means. I CALLED IT.

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